favorite office moments

Hopefully I’ll be like really smart soon so when I get my exam paper I can be all like ‘blah blah blah blah…’ giving the exact right answer. 

(Source: sethsummer, via caroline-thompson)

I just broke my Havaianas and to add insult to injury I couldn’t even SnapChat my broken slippers to my 30 closest friends because my phone’s internet won’t work… 

"Do you think I am an automaton? — a machine without feelings? and can bear to have my morsel of bread snatched from my lips, and my drop of living water dashed from my cup? Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain, and little, I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong! — I have as much soul as you — and full as much heart! And if God had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you. I am not talking to you now through the medium of custom, conventionalities, nor even of mortal flesh: it is my spirit that addresses your spirit; just as if both had passed through the grave, and we stood at God’s feet, equal — as we are!"

— Jane Eyre 

dryryanlochte:

Amy Poehler,

dryryanlochte:

Amy Poehler,

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via watsoniaholmes)

cra-z-e:

http://parsleysageandthyme.tumblr.com 
PARSLEYSAGEANDTHYME by rosie-tea on Polyvore

Aww shucks! 

I got my license - I’m finally an adult!!!

peepeecreek:

couple: this is our song *looks warmly into each others eyes*

*seinfeld base line plays*

(Source: bloodytremolo, via neverexplore)

Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were—
Flopsy,Mopsy,Cotton-tail,and Peter. 

Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were—

Flopsy,
Mopsy,
Cotton-tail,
and Peter. 

"This horror will grow mild, this darkness light."

— John Milton